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calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via phxnchester)

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

(via livecauseyouhavenotime)

twentyoneaddicts:

how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live? 

(via piercethe-doctor)

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wadepeter:

guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years

(via attack-on-shiganshina)

"Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego."
14 hours ago